Monthly Archives June 2006

Sound Carries

Dear people smoking hooka outside my window, I am not sure if you are aware of this, but I can hear EVERY GODDAMN WORD you’re saying. I know that you hooked up with Barbara, and that everyone there has also hooked up with her. I know where you live, what you like to drink, and [...]

Chunks

The puking roommate is an unfortunate feature of college life. I mean, on the one hand, you feel bad for her. After all, nothing sucks more than a night of partying coming back up the way it went down. On the other hand, you want nothing more than for her to go have this important [...]

My Anna and My Ed

eded Originally uploaded by Aztiger. I was just flipping through old pictures tonight, when I stumbled upon these gems. The comments are, well, genius. How are we so funny people, seriously? We are so funny that I cracked up when I saw these and then was instantly guilty and worried that I’d woken up my [...]