Monthly Archives November 2007


[youtube=] Old greg is my new hero. Have you ever drunk Bailey’s out of a shoe? Make an assessment.

superman that ho!

Since I know we’ve all been thinking a lot about obnoxious songs lately, I thought I’d just introduce y’all to one more classic of the genre. Ian, you said you’d never heard this, which blows my mind. Start here with Soulja Boy’s “Crank That.” If you want to learn the dance, check out the instructional [...]

one whole week

I am done with all of the work that needed to happen before Thanksgiving! This is EXCELLENT. I am just chilling here for a while, decompressing and bumming around. It’s lovely. Do I want to discuss my romantic life? NO. NO I DO NOT. (I’m fine. There is really nothing to discuss. Some day, there [...]


Somehow I have another paper due on Friday morning. Crap. They always sneak up on me like this. It’s a function of my tendency to procrastinate, which I inherited from my mother. (Thanks, Mom.) Last time I had one of these, I was almost done with it by now, but this time, it’s just not [...]

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My eye has been twitching for three days. Think I might be a little bit stressed out? Also, insult of insults (and I do MEAN that), my TA marked a couple of things in my midterm as run-on sentences. Now, I may be mistaken, but I’m pretty sure I haven’t turned in anything resembling a [...]

five reasons I hate daylight savings

1. Since I am on a college student schedule, moving sunset earlier actually leaves MORE of my day in darkness, not less. 2. Since clock time is an artificial construction ANYHOW, we’re modifying something artificial, artificially, to make it more natural? What? 3. It is just one more thing to remember. No, we can’t just [...]

holy shit, technology!

DUDE. I knew my phone could hold a fairly serious amount of music, but through the amazing power of bluetooth, I’ve just experienced it first hand. I can now play the sex and the city theme ANYWHERE I WANT, OUT LOUD. ON MY PHONE. Shit, son. This is awesome.

forgot to freak out

The problem with the quarter system is that it is constantly midterm season, especially for classes with more than one midterm. Every couple of weeks, some class or other buckles down into hardcore freakout mode, taking me with it, which means that I get regrettably used to being in freakout mode, and I forget to [...]

a note on passwords

You may notice that a few posts are going under passwords in the next couple of days, so if you want to see them, the password is the nickname. If you can’t figure that out, then ask me. Also, if you can’t figure that out, you haven’t been paying attention.